Carolina
⭐i really stay doing what i want⭐️
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel
(via zackisontumblr)
When you realize you’re not getting paid enough to deal with something at work.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)